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Heya Peeples!!! This is no longer the news ticker, but the Mewtaila Ticker!!! Now it will roll Mewtaila Trivia and quotes!! Go to Updates to see what ya’ve missed. The new style of ticker since August 18, 2003!!!
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A little known fact is that Mewtaila has the ability to transform. Yep, she can change her shape at will, thanks to Mew’s genes!!! It takes an enormous amount of power, though.
“You think I am crazy, but they want you to think that. Keep the pantaloons. Always keep the pantaloons.” – Some weird scroll in Baldur’s Gate II
Mewtaila, unlike Melissa, is willing to wear a dress here and there. But never in public. Just for her own amusement. The last person to see her in a dress (a pervert with binoculars) hasn’t been seen since…
“My pantaloons are free of weasels. Inform the queen so she may shoo them out. GO MONKEY GO!!!” – Yet another weird scroll in Baldur’s Gate II
Mewtaila (and Melissa, for that matter) are NOT fans of Pikachu. Do NOT get a Pikachu within Dragon Slave range of Mewtaila if you want to protect the electric rat!!!
“This world is made of love and peace!” – Vash the Stampede, Trigun
Mewtaila and Lina Inverse are the only ones capable of casting the Giga Slave, the most powerful spell EVER. It’s incredibly dangerous to use, since just one little doubt, one mistake in the casting, and BOOM!!! No more universe. Also, even if it DOES go right, you literally call forth the Lord of Nightmares himself!!! He envelops your mind, soul, and body, and it takes a LOT to change the will of a God…
You’ve gotten the layout by now, right? First some Mewtaila trivia, then a funny quote, trivia, quote, trivia, quote,…
NEVER give Mewtaila Mountain Dew. The last time Mew gave her a bottle of it, she became so hyper that she blasted a good FIVE Dragon Slaves in a row on a single city!!! Yeesh…
“I’m not weird, I’m GIFTED!!!” – Melissa
Have you noticed that the Dragon Slave never actually KILLS anyone?! Sure, they get scorched, but in one episode of The Slayers, Martina was hit THREE TIMES with it!!! AND SHE LIVED!!! Talk about weird. Thanks to Uncle Rob for pointing this out. Heck, thanks to Uncle Rob for TONS of stuff!!! He got me hooked on anime (via The Slayers), got me interested in video games (via Super Smash Brothers), and for providing Mountain Dew!!! W00T!!!
So, ya think I copied the Thomas Tech Ticker fer this?! Cuz I didn’t!!!… Okay, maybe I took the idea… but the content I typed up all by myself!!! And my ticker goes upwards, not sideways!!!
So there.
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Everyone has someone to lean on when they come home from a hard day’s work. Mewtaila relies on Hobbes.
“Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about! That was AMAZING!! I mean, you- I- I can’t bel- Checkitoutbu- Ide- …I’m buyin’ YOU a pizza.” – Strong Bad, http://www.homestarrunner.com
Mewtaila’s favorite book is an out of print book called Spacebread, a scifi novel about a cat (who is sorta part human part cat) named Spacebread, and her adventure with a living vegetable named Klimmit as she seeks revenge for her murdered friend.
“The meaning of life??? I dunno, but Mountain Dew has always worked for me…” – Mewtaila
Mewtaila and Leadership are best friends, and not just in the computer, but in REAL LIFE. Go see her websites in the link section! Especially if ya like wolves!!!
Good God, you’re still reading this?!?! I’m typing this up in Microsoft Word, on Tahoma, size 12, and I’ve almost hit two pages full of ticker content. Jeez, bored, aren’t we?
Although Mewtaila’s favorite movie is Pirates of the Caribbean, Spirited Away is a close second.
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